Being in the Potter cast is like signing a contract that ensures you will get blessed by the puberty fairy.

imsoconfused16:

owlchicken:

merrymepippin:

theblackship:

romioneshipper:

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hogwartskidsproblems:

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The last one really fucked me over

Come on tho oliver wood was a babe from the moment he stepped onscreen

Yep, Oliver Wood always was the hottest of Hogwarts.

I’d be allover his wood. If you know what I mean.

(via nevergunnnagiveyouup)


stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via nevergunnnagiveyouup)


michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(via ruinedchildhood)


linestorm:

Fighting Words
Active verbs to use in a fight scene or an otherwise violent encounter, color-coded by severity (with red as most intense and purple as most mild), and categorized by type of fight.

linestorm:

Fighting Words

Active verbs to use in a fight scene or an otherwise violent encounter, color-coded by severity (with red as most intense and purple as most mild), and categorized by type of fight.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)


boohaanigram:

thegeekyblonde:

welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION

R I S E

(via wsbuckybarnes)


sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via ruinedchildhood)


worldofthecutestcuties:

Mitten the Kitten

worldofthecutestcuties:

Mitten the Kitten

(via rammsteinbitch)


ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

(via rammsteinbitch)


unexplained-events:

Left Behind

Toys left behind in a Kindergarten in Kopachi, a town on the right bank of the Pripyat River 4km from Chernobyl.

Source


(via lucie-grey)


tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

(via jaegerashton)


Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

(via nevergunnnagiveyouup)


bowl-of-oranges:

I am loved. 

I am funny.

I am smart. 

I am beautiful.

I deserve to be alive.

(via recoveryisbeautiful)


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

(via nevergunnnagiveyouup)